2) anything resembling the texture of gushy mud WILL be played with by a toddler
3) toddlers think its a game to take their pj pants & diapers off and they like this game because they are SO GOOD AT THAT GAME
4) never put a toddler to bed in cute little two piece PJs
5)!! NEVER, I REPEAT, *NEVER* BE FOOLED INTO THINKING BECAUSE THEY ARE LYING THERE QUIETLY DURING NAP TIME IN THEIR CRIB THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY *SLEEPING*
Whoever said nap time is mama's nap time too, LIED.